FUNNY FACTS-LAUGH IT OUT

Ultimate facts about women:


The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.



ENGLISH-FUNNY FACTS

therez no egg in the egg plant.

therez no ham in hamburger.

therez neither pine nor apple in pineapple.

french fries were not invented in France.

quicksand takes u down slowly.

if the plural of tooth is teeth

can the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?

masculine pronouns are he,his and him.

imagine feminine she,shis and shim.





WIERD LAWS

In Arizona, itz illegal for women to wear pants.

In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife but not more than once in a month.

In Colorado,itz illegal for a man to kiss a woman while shez asleep.

In Hartford, itz illegal for a man to kiss his wife on sundays.

In Kentucky it is illegal to marry the same man four times.

In South Carolina , evry citizen is obliged to carry his gun to the church.

In California, it is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.